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Kelsey ; 21 ; NC
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Remus Lupin's mother's maiden name was Howell




Remus Lupin aka wolfy werewolf mcwerewolfpants

 (via queerical)


peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 



how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

So here’s a little update for how life is going for me and Chelsea:

I’m at dinner yesterday and Chelsea comes home to find out that our power has been shut off. Panicked, she texts me and tells me the situation. It’s going to be $170 to pay the bill + the reconnect fee and she didn’t have all of that in one place readily available. I did, so I told her I’d meet with her at Dunkin’ Donuts after dinner.

I get to her and we try paying by phone with my debit card (which has $700 on it) and the system keeps telling us my card is declined. So, we try paying online…. and keep getting error screens from the website before we can even get en route to a pay form. So we call again, this time fast-tracking the automated options and speaking to a rep. Finally, we get the situation taken care of. We make arrangements to crash at a friend’s house for the night and tell them we’ll be there around 10. However, we have to go back to our house in the dark and turn off all the breakers so they can turn the electricity back on in the morning.

We see an accident up ahead and the light before we turn onto our street- but we don’t register that traffic isn’t moving fast enough to detour and we end up stuck for 20 minutes (less than 5 away from our house) because a car had fell into a ditch and the tow had to get it out. Police eventually ended up directing traffic back out and we were able to get home to turn off the breakers and then go spend the rest of the night trying to relax at our friend’s.

This morning, we have a note on our door from our apartment saying that the rent money from August (when that whole YOU’RE 11 DAYS LATE PAY US $660 WITHIN 5 HOURS NOTICE OR WE WILL EVICT YOU situation happened) never went through because the account number was incorrect and that we needed to pay it before 2pm tomorrow or yadda yadda yadda same thing. Now, I knew that the money never went through and kept in my account in case something like this happened, but after a month of it not being processed we asked our landlord about it (who was with Chelsea when it was paid) and she said that it had been marked paid so we shouldn’t have to worry about it.

700 - 170 = 530

I’m furious at this point. I call the landlord and say “I can’t pay this right now and I won’t pay this until it’s on MY time because it’s not my fault the money wasn’t out of there” and she gives me the phone number to the management office that actually deals with these things now. I call, and the line just rings and rings and rings with no way to leave a message or a voicemail. What the fuck am I supposed to do now?

Life, I understand that you like to test us sometimes, but please can you just take a break?

Got a new shirt.


heck yea I did

@chelseaba and I have weird interactions with each other.

You must not reduce yourself to a puddle just because the person you like is afraid to swim and you are a fierce sea to them; because there will be someone who was born with love of the waves within their blood, and they will look at you with fear and respect.

━ T.B. LaBerge // Things I’m Still Learning at 25 (via tblaberge)


this lion really got eyelashes


i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way




Male: Guy with black hair

Female: girl with black hair

Least Favorite: bro with white hair look at that asshole

Who Resembles Me: the little fox cat thingy that looks like a pokemon

Most Attractive: the girl with the black hair

Three more characters that I like: the other 10 with black hair




Your Body Is Beautiful And You Are A G o d d e s s 

i absolutely adore this but aren’t skinny girls in there? some girls have a high metabolism and they stay relly skinny even if they eat a ton. are they not beautiful?


Nobody is telling skinny girls they’re bodies are inherently unattractive because they’re skinny
Stay in your fucking lane