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kelsynical:

COMMISSIONS!!!!!


Hey guys! I’m Kel and I’m taking commissions for the first time! Why I need the money- I’m living on my own with a friend with limited support from family. I’m currently looking for another job which is going well, but not well enough. My part of the rent is more than I make in a paycheck from my current job. About $100 more. It would mean so much to me if you would let me draw you something and for you to help me out during this time!

Prices

  • Human Full Body w/ color - $15 Human includes characters with animal ears and tails and other mild anthro characteristics. If you aren’t sure what is too much, send me a ref and I’ll tell you if I think I can do it or not. +$7 per additional character
  • Human Bust w/ color - $10 Again, human includes anthro characteristics.
  • Human Chibi w/ color - $10 Again, human includes anthro characteristics. +$5 per each additional character
  • Horses full body w/ color - $15 This includes pegasi, unicorns, alicorns, and regular horses. Please, no over-complicated sparklehorse designs. The simpler the design the better drawing I can produce! +$7 per each addition character
  • Ponies full body w/ color - $15 These will be done in a style similar to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. This includes alicorns, pegasi, and unicorns. But again, please no over-complicated designs! I want to be able to draw your character as best as I can! +$5 per each additional character
  • Black and white Sketches - $5 Anything goes! Up to 2 characters, either human or equine! Full body, bust, whatever you want!

Guidelines for requesting a commission:

  • Photo references only I can’t draw based off of description :( Please be ready to send me as many drawn references of your character as possible! 
  • I will draw characters from/for fandoms If you want specific characters from MLP, an Anime, Homestuck, or anything likewise, I will draw them but NOT in any way NSFW.
  • I will draw NSFW original characters Please be ready to prove to me that you are over 18 by emailing a photo of your ID with everything but your name and birth date blacked out with your request
  • Be specific as possible! Tell me a bit about the character so I can draw them in a way that’s true to them! Let me know if you want them in a certain pose or saying something! I’m happy to make this commission as customizable as possible!
  • Simple backgrounds available for free upon request Basically just a splash of color to accent the character(s).

Paypal and request email: tealkm93@gmail.com


Please feel free to email me any questions! And PLEASE REBLOG! <3

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despair-senpai said:

5,10,15,20

5. Is there a situation where you caved into peer pressure and regretted it?

Not one that I can think of right now. I hardly ever cave into pressure because I’m already pretty open minded.

10. What are your plans for tomorrow?

SWIMMING WITH FRIENDS! YAY! And then going to Krankie’s for the weekly kink meet.

15. How long until your next birthday?

THREE WEEKS 8D

20. When you say you love someone, do you mean it?

Yes, but I can love in many different ways.

« I finally found one that isn't lame and super long
  • 1. If you’ve ever tried drugs or alcohol, what was your reason for first trying it?
  • 2. Do you think you could ever have an abortion if you unexpectedly turned up pregnant right this second?
  • 3. If you were far from home and needed to sleep for the night, would you choose to rent a crappy motel room for $60 or sleep in your car for free?
  • 4. Is there a color shirt you’d NEVER wear?
  • 5. Is there a situation where you caved into peer pressure and regretted it?
  • 6. What is your favorite video game console? Why?
  • 7. Do you like vanilla candles?
  • 8. Have you ever been in a relationship that was going great, and then suddenly something weird happened and you just KNEW it was going to be over soon?
  • 9. Would you ever bleach your hair platinum blonde?
  • 10. What are your plans for tomorrow?
  • 11. What did you have for breakfast?
  • 12. Have you had sex in 2013 yet?
  • 13. Who last slept in your bed besides you?
  • 14. What time did you wake up today?
  • 15. How long until your next birthday?
  • 16. What was the last movie you watched?
  • 17. If you could see any musician live, front row, who would you choose?
  • 18. When did you last consume something that had peanut butter?
  • 19. What’s the last song you heard?
  • 20. When you say you love someone, do you mean it?
  • 21. Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
  • 22. Do you still talk to any of your ex’s?
  • 23. As of this minute, what is going through your mind?
  • 24. Where’s the last place you went?
  • 25. Have you held hands with anyone lately?
  • 26. Has anyone let you down recently?
  • 27. Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
  • 28. Whats the next movie you want to see in theaters?
  • 29. Do you have more than $50 in your room?
  • 30. Are both of your blood parents still in your life?
  • 31. Were you tired when you woke up this morning?
  • 32. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
  • 33. When was the last time you went apple picking?
  • 34. Do you sometimes wake up in the morning, lay in bed and think about life?
  • 35. Are you happy summer is coming soon?
  • 36. Do you have drama in your life?
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Where is this man

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pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

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COMMISSIONS!!!!!


Hey guys! I’m Kel and I’m taking commissions for the first time! Why I need the money- I’m living on my own with a friend with limited support from family. I’m currently looking for another job which is going well, but not well enough. My part of the rent is more than I make in a paycheck from my current job. About $100 more. It would mean so much to me if you would let me draw you something and for you to help me out during this time!

Prices

  • Human Full Body w/ color - $15 Human includes characters with animal ears and tails and other mild anthro characteristics. If you aren’t sure what is too much, send me a ref and I’ll tell you if I think I can do it or not. +$7 per additional character
  • Human Bust w/ color - $10 Again, human includes anthro characteristics.
  • Human Chibi w/ color - $10 Again, human includes anthro characteristics. +$5 per each additional character
  • Horses full body w/ color - $15 This includes pegasi, unicorns, alicorns, and regular horses. Please, no over-complicated sparklehorse designs. The simpler the design the better drawing I can produce! +$7 per each addition character
  • Ponies full body w/ color - $15 These will be done in a style similar to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. This includes alicorns, pegasi, and unicorns. But again, please no over-complicated designs! I want to be able to draw your character as best as I can! +$5 per each additional character
  • Black and white Sketches - $5 Anything goes! Up to 2 characters, either human or equine! Full body, bust, whatever you want!

Guidelines for requesting a commission:

  • Photo references only I can’t draw based off of description :( Please be ready to send me as many drawn references of your character as possible! 
  • I will draw characters from/for fandoms If you want specific characters from MLP, an Anime, Homestuck, or anything likewise, I will draw them but NOT in any way NSFW.
  • I will draw NSFW original characters Please be ready to prove to me that you are over 18 by emailing a photo of your ID with everything but your name and birth date blacked out with your request
  • Be specific as possible! Tell me a bit about the character so I can draw them in a way that’s true to them! Let me know if you want them in a certain pose or saying something! I’m happy to make this commission as customizable as possible!
  • Simple backgrounds available for free upon request Basically just a splash of color to accent the character(s).

Paypal and request email: tealkm93@gmail.com


Please feel free to email me any questions! And PLEASE REBLOG! <3

eatsleepdraw:

by Jackie Bae

DUDE KOR GOOD JOB

youvegottthelove:

ohshiitakemushrooms:

Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?

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my organs have stopped functioning please let this happen

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tomscrap:

finally taking that trip he wanted

Who’s that lady? (Who’s that laaaady) Sexy ladddyyyy (Who’s that laaaady)

adudenamedjesse:

selflubricatinganus:

High-schoolers complaining about teachers doing their job

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Thank youuuuuuu

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When someone who you personally know and is actually decent and attractive and nice is trying to talk dirty with you but cannot spell anything correctly

tinpockets:

QUICK SOMEONE DO THESE WITH ME

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